Darwin loves...
...voting
Voting Democrat is associated with over 150,000 cancer deaths every year, according to the Hoven Institute for Studies Just as Valid as Studies Cited by Democrats.
And here we thought it was just their inability to resist hugging trees with their hybrids while talking on phone...
The Hoven study concluded that "[v]oting Democrat is associated with cancer mortality." This is similar to the conclusion of the study "Health Insurance and Mortality in US Adults," cited by Democrats in support of their version of health care reform. That latter study concluded that "[u]ninsurance is associated with mortality."
These guys even provided color-coded maps and a nice graph, since all those pesky "numbers" seem to confuse Democrats.
By applying the same logic in interpreting both studies, three times as many lives could be saved by no one voting Democrat as by providing universal health insurance.
Looks like Jar(egg)head missed an opportunity for a big fat grant.
Voting Democrat is associated with over 150,000 cancer deaths every year, according to the Hoven Institute for Studies Just as Valid as Studies Cited by Democrats.
And here we thought it was just their inability to resist hugging trees with their hybrids while talking on phone...
The Hoven study concluded that "[v]oting Democrat is associated with cancer mortality." This is similar to the conclusion of the study "Health Insurance and Mortality in US Adults," cited by Democrats in support of their version of health care reform. That latter study concluded that "[u]ninsurance is associated with mortality."
These guys even provided color-coded maps and a nice graph, since all those pesky "numbers" seem to confuse Democrats.
By applying the same logic in interpreting both studies, three times as many lives could be saved by no one voting Democrat as by providing universal health insurance.
Looks like Jar(egg)head missed an opportunity for a big fat grant.
posted by Morlock Banduar at 14:54
2 Comments:
I've got a grant proposal. I want to test if money can buy happiness. Just give us(us being the authors of Apathy Curve.) a few million in grant money and check back with us in about 20 years and see if we are still happy or can still be found for that matter. Ha, see that, two for the price of one. The second being what happens when you give people a bunch of money. Do they remain where they are or not?
I want a grant to study the data methodology used to compile studies which study other studies' data methodology.
Oops. I think I just created a rip in the space-time continuum. Damn.
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