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Looks like we need to add a Retard Wing to the StupidPrison™. And what the hell is "Jonnetric"? Is that ebonics for "Butthead"?
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(Hat-tip to Jeff W.)
N.B. - Some readers may notice, if they had seen this post previously, that it seems slightly different. That's because it's not the same post at all, but rather a replacement from my memory, since Fundy permanently deleted the first one while rooting around in the Apathy Curve back room. He has owned up to his crime and claims ignorance. That notwithstanding, his hide will be on display in the town square at noon tomorrow. Feel free to throw darts at it.
Two teens, already in trouble with the law, and a 35-year-old were caught red-handed after breaking into a Fort Myers home, according to Fort Myers police.
Police say the burglars --16-year-old Jonnetric Devonte Ivy, 15-year-old Darione Lamarcus McCarter and 35-year-old Paris Lamar Dabney – were easy to track down. The teens were wearing GPS tracking devices due to being charged with a previous crime, police said.
Looks like we need to add a Retard Wing to the StupidPrison™. And what the hell is "Jonnetric"? Is that ebonics for "Butthead"?
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(Hat-tip to Jeff W.)
N.B. - Some readers may notice, if they had seen this post previously, that it seems slightly different. That's because it's not the same post at all, but rather a replacement from my memory, since Fundy permanently deleted the first one while rooting around in the Apathy Curve back room. He has owned up to his crime and claims ignorance. That notwithstanding, his hide will be on display in the town square at noon tomorrow. Feel free to throw darts at it.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:07
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