Apathy Curve: Darwin swings...

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Darwin swings...

and misses! Better luck next time, Chuck.

With a 300lb lion in the offing, the couple visiting the safari park could at least console themselves that they had the protection of their car.

They watched in glee as the big cat padded up to their white Toyota.

Then fascination turned to terror as the creature calmly took the rear-door handle between its teeth ... and pulled it open.

"Hey guys, I finally got one o' these lunch boxes open! Come and get it!"

"&#@%! What a gyp!"

At the start of the trail, visitors are warned to lock windows and doors

Which, being idiots, they decided didn't apply to them. If there were any justice here, the car would have died when the driver stepped on the gas. Heh... "died." Get it? Knee-slapper.

1 Comments:

Fundy said...: All I can think about is Maxell Smart. "Missed it by that much."; 14:56