Mindless Bird

Several years ago, it was a stupid hippie chick trying to force sunbathing seals back into the water. Today, we have some blinkered cow trying to catch a wild emu:

A Florida Panhandle woman was flown to the hospital after being clawed by a wild emu she was trying to corral. The woman, who was not identified, purportedly wanted to take it to an animal shelter. An emergency responder said the incident didn't seem like an attack — the animal was just trying to protect itself.

Actually, the emu was trying to do the human race a favor. It failed, unfortunately.

Since this has become a pretty common theme, I've decided to institute a new tag celebrating people who volunteer to recycle their protein.