The Office Kid

This'll piss off a majority of the breeders -- the humorless ones, at least. Save it. I care even less about your anger than I do about your crotchfruit.

Yes, there are devil-spawn haring around the office again today, making unconscionable amounts of pointless noise and generally irritating the fuck out of everybody but the people who obviously need to have it irritated out of their bodies: the parents.

School is back in session in these parts. Why these creatures are not strapped to a desk and being force-fed the requisite diet of liberalism, I cannot say. Certainly their parents, guardians, nannies, bus drivers and other assorted care apparatus managed to snarl morning traffic into a seething mass of hatred and contempt. But it would appear these particular specimens have given the slip to the press gangs. Perhaps I should turn them in.

On the other hand, I've yet to eat lunch...