Apathy Curve: Beer Friday

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Friday, August 21, 2009

Beer Friday

Draft, bottle or can?

Police said a 72-year-old pizza shop employee foiled a shotgun-point robbery by throwing a can of beer at the perpetrators. Lancaster police Lt. Todd Umstead said two men with bandanas over their faces attempted to rob Six Packs on Vine at closing time Wednesday. One of the men pointed a shotgun at the employee, who was stocking a cooler.

Umstead said the man threw a 12-ounce can of beer at the robber and both assailants fled the store.

It strengthens bones, it improves digestion, it extends life, it foils robberies, it can even (temporarily) make other people seem interesting... I ask you: is there anything beer can't do?

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