Your kid's ugly... but not as ugly as you.

The Moral Moronity discovers T-shirt Hell:

Baby clothes boasting slogans such as "The condom broke", "Pardon my nipple breath" and "I'm living proof my mum is easy" have outraged family groups.

Ms Gale said as a comedy writer and performer she had a great sense of humour, but using babies and children as "a vehicle for sexual innuendo" was unacceptable.

"I reckon there should be a penalty and there needs to be an awareness campaign with retailers about what's appropriate and what's actually harmful..."

There's an old axiom: If someone has to tell you they have a great sense of humor...

In case you missed it, Ms Gale (not Mrs, I noticed), let me clue you in: SEX CAUSES BABIES. Now go rent yourself a life and quit trying to tell everyone else what's appropriate.