Fountain of Youth

The last member of the original WWI RAF died this past weekend:

[Henery] Allingham, who was the world's oldest man when he died Saturday at 113, attributed his remarkable longevity to "cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women."

I'm golden.

(Well, except for the wild wimmin bit. Left them behind years ago, thank the gods. Explaining to the police at 3 a.m. why your girlfriend is running naked through the apartment complex, screaming at the top of her lungs that you're a "m$#%f*^king c&%khead asshole," is not conducive to long-term bliss -- believe it or not.)

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(Hat-tip to Derek M.)