My god can beat up your god!

This is a proxy post for Banduar, whose admin login was devoured by the Big Bad Wolf. Bad admin! Perform one hundred Hail Adas while flagellating yourself with a power squid, (in private, if you please).

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Finally, a reality show I might actually consider watching once or twice... GOD WARS!

The makers of "Penitents Compete" are unrepentant and reject claims that the show ... will cheapen religion.

Is that even possible?

"Doing something like this for the sake of ratings is disrespectful to all religions. Religion should not be a subject for entertainment programs," High Board of Religious Affairs Chairman Hamza Aktan told state news agency Anatolian after news of the planned program emerged.

"...unless you are raising funds to carry on the good work!" he quickly added.

Detractors of the ruling AK Party government, which is rooted in political Islam but officially secular, accuse it of having a hidden Islamist agenda, a charge it denies.

I disagree. "Convert or perish, you infidel/heathen/gentile/unbeliever!" seems like a pretty clear agenda to me.

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If they really wanted to liven things up, they'd get a Mormon, a Scientologist, and a Jedi in the studio. Sadly, they can't bring in any Davidians, as Janet Reno decided to barbeque the lot of them.