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07 APR 2089...
NEW YORK - (APReuters) - Nearly three million people in New York state have been killed or hospitalized after a non-aligned grievance organization (NAGO) sprayed peanut dust over a large portion of the state.
A developing epidemic, peanut allergies first appeared in the latter part of the 20th century. Nearly 75% of the population of the United States now suffers from some form of the allergy, which is responsible for nearly half a million deaths per year.
President-for-Life Kennedy-Obama said that no hostile action would be taken against the members of the NAGO, as such action might cause harm to innocents within the organization who were not directly responsible for releasing the peanut dust over New York state.
The Governor of New York could not immediately be reached for comment, as he and his secondary life partner are currently vacationing at their villa in Cuba.
Wisconsin is asking people to refrain from feeding squirrels at the state Capitol because they might inadvertently harm a child with a peanut allergy.
07 APR 2089...
NEW YORK - (APReuters) - Nearly three million people in New York state have been killed or hospitalized after a non-aligned grievance organization (NAGO) sprayed peanut dust over a large portion of the state.
A developing epidemic, peanut allergies first appeared in the latter part of the 20th century. Nearly 75% of the population of the United States now suffers from some form of the allergy, which is responsible for nearly half a million deaths per year.
President-for-Life Kennedy-Obama said that no hostile action would be taken against the members of the NAGO, as such action might cause harm to innocents within the organization who were not directly responsible for releasing the peanut dust over New York state.
The Governor of New York could not immediately be reached for comment, as he and his secondary life partner are currently vacationing at their villa in Cuba.
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