Friday, January 09, 2009
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Recent Ravings
- Pulling it from thin air
- Anyone? Anyone?
- Here kitty kitty.....
- Pork for Porn
- Perftictly Scientrifical
- Altruized to Death
- Girls = |evil|
- Wacky Warlock
- Swanky Sashimi
- Don't harsh my mellow....Dude.
Recurring Rants
- Global Warming
- Darwin Awards
- Everybody Panic!
- Cow Wars
- Salad Days
- Ze Games! Ze Games!
- All-Natural Treats
- SFL
- Book Recommendations
2 Comments:
I have another scoop. Cows were alive and well prior to entering the slaughter house. According to the report. Cows could be seen entering the slaughter house, yet none of them leave. A search of the area, turned up no remains or evidence or the whereabouts of the cows. This reporter spoke to a driver leaving the premises and he stated that he did not know where the cows went, he then asked us to move so that he could deliver the steaks he had in the back. We will continue to cover the great cow disappearance...back to you Tom.
I just woke up and realized I was asleep.
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