Don't harsh my mellow....Dude.

English Hippies Want Local Wi-Fi Network Turned Off

Apparently the Wi-Fi network is " weakening the ley lines, supposed invisible webs of energy running through the landscape" and "Others Glastonburians say their levels of melatonin, a hormone that regulates sleep and is seen as a wonder drug by natural-health types, have been all out of whack since the Wi-Fi network went on." and is just interfering with like the total peace of the town man. Forcing one resident to take drastic measures;

One man has even begun making orgone generators, which use crystals, semi-precious stones and gold to purportedly put out positive energy to combat the negative vibes flooding the town from the Wi-Fi base stations.

"I have given a number of generators to shops in the High Street and hidden others in bushes in the immediate vicinity of the antennae. That way you can bring back the balance," Matt Todd told the Telegraph. "The science hasn't really got into the mainstream because the government won't make decisions which will affect big business, even if it concerns everyone's health."

So as you can see, the once thought endangered hippie is thriving, and probably votes. Scary.