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How you can tell you're a class AAA loser who is going absolutely nowhere in life: you're robbing a pizza delivery guy, (some of the poorest people in the United States), you're armed with a gun but he P U N K S you with a pizza, then the cops still manage to catch you.
I think we should give people like this $100,000 to spend any way they want over a period of one week -- then we throw them off a bridge. They get what they want and we get what's best for the human race.
A Florida pizza delivery man who was challenged by armed robbers in the city of Miramar got in first with his own weapon - a large pepperoni pizza.
Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the piping hot pizza at the gunman, then turned on his heels and ran.
Police later arrested three teenage suspects, who have been charged with armed robbery.
How you can tell you're a class AAA loser who is going absolutely nowhere in life: you're robbing a pizza delivery guy, (some of the poorest people in the United States), you're armed with a gun but he P U N K S you with a pizza, then the cops still manage to catch you.
I think we should give people like this $100,000 to spend any way they want over a period of one week -- then we throw them off a bridge. They get what they want and we get what's best for the human race.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:48
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