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Friday, December 12, 2008

Chipmunk Nuts

Auto storage:

"There were thousands in there. They were everywhere," she said, speculating a chipmunk found its way into her car, which had been sitting idle for several weeks, and used the engine compartment as a storage depot for a trove of black walnuts.

"Apparently this little guy stuffed a bunch of these nuts in the accelerator throttle..."

Ah, yes; the good old "accelerator throttle". That's the bit that makes the throttle go faster. Or keeps the accelerator throttled. Or something.

On another note, with the help of this article we've managed to complete the Weird Name Trifecta, begun on Tuesday of this week. Ladies and gents, throttle-girl's name:

Hope Wideup

Along with Honesty Knight and Piers Steel, we now have the cast for a porn flick.

2 Comments:

Blogger davis14633 said...

Accelerator throttle? Now that operates the fuel injection insertion device right?

08:38  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah, it operates the secondary squirties on a holly duel line double pumping caberatuh while the old lady throttle operates the primary squirties

09:40  

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