Apathy Curve: Gas! Gas! Gas!

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Gas! Gas! Gas!

I do not normally go in for scatalogical humor, but this is pretty funny:

A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.

According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature..."

So we've definitively established that he'd been drinking Coors Light.

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(Hat-tip to Banduar)

1 Comments:

davis14633 said...: Either coors light, or eating a breakfast burrito from Taco Cabana; 07:47