"A substantial piece of confectionary"
More Monty Python-esqe antics from the on-going joke formerly known as the British legal system:
Ban candy!
The only hope I hold out for England is that at some point the only thing left to ban will be... bans. The moment they implement a ban on bans, everything will reset to baseline. Or maybe the critical mass of silliness will cause a black hole to spontaneously form and suck the entire country into another dimension.
Either outcome would be acceptable, I think.
Man fined for carrying gobstopper
Ban candy!
The only hope I hold out for England is that at some point the only thing left to ban will be... bans. The moment they implement a ban on bans, everything will reset to baseline. Or maybe the critical mass of silliness will cause a black hole to spontaneously form and suck the entire country into another dimension.
Either outcome would be acceptable, I think.
Labels: hysteria
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:34
4 Comments:
The next thing to ban is fruit, starting with the banana.
Yes! Evil, dastardly, sneaking, no-good bananas! BAN THEM NOW!
(Uh... tell me again why we're banning bananas? I forgot.)
Yeast infections?
We must ban fruit because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RKTSwAVaoU
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