Apathy Curve: Tis but a scratch

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Tis but a scratch

Man falls asleep unaware of knife stuck in his back

A RUSSIAN electrician took the bus home from a vodka binge, ate breakfast and slept off his hangover never realising a kitchen knife had been plunged into his back.

The discovery was made by his wife who noticed the handle of the six-inch knife sticking out of his back when she went to wake him.

Yuri Lyalin, 53, said he had been sleeping peacefully before his wife woke him with the bad news.

The best line of the article;

“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.

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