Mr. Splashy Pants

For reasons which should be as obvious as a hippie at a rodeo, I very rarely link to anything Greenpeace related, let alone their own web page. In this case, however, I'm going to make an exception.

It seems the smelly, anemic little half-brains are holding a public web vote to name a whale. In order to keep the poor whale from being saddled with any of the horrible, sappy, overwrought, psuedo-intellectual, drug-fogged monikers which fill the rest of the list, I'm asking you to please go immediately to the site and vote for "Mister Splashy Pants."

Think of the whales, won't you?