gPod

Musical sex toy:

The "gPod", a phallic-shaped vibrator, is designed to respond automatically to sounds picked up by an accompanying handset, which can plug into anything from a telephone to a music player to a television.

A jet engine? Rosie O'Donnell's mouth?

[Ichiro] Kameda said he had spent four years trying to design a product when he hit upon the concept.

I hope you didn't give up your day job to become a full-time inventor, Ichiro.

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(Hat-tip to Kirk M.)