Why Parenting Should Be a Licensed Sport

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Jordan and her husband Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.

Jordan, whose real name is Katie Price, explained to OK! magazine: "Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names. We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different."

"We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."

The only way this kid stands any chance at all of growing into a well-adjusted adult is if both of her parents die in a fire. Soon.