Flat Bikes

A bunch of anti-car hippies in Bezerkeley try to harass an elderly couple in their automobile -- so gramps flattens a few bicycles to make his point. Be sure to turn the sound up and listen to the self-righteous mewling of these curd-brained freaks after they get their just rewards. Victimhood is the only "skill" these societal ass-pimples possess.

I realize you Muslim terrorist guys hate the guts of Americans and want no reconciliation with us, only to destroy us. I can even accept it as an unalterable fact of life. But if you really must attack us, you need but ask and we'll gladly hand over a list of preferred target zones. You get to wipe out people who think they are Americans and we rid ourselves of a societal disease which has been plaguing us since the 1960s. It's a win-win situation!