Heeeere's Mommy!
Open sesame:
What he got was mom channeling Jack Nicholson.
As for what the little squirrel wanted... who cares? If there's any creature on the planet more inherently annoying than a fifteen-year old homo sapeins, I've yet to find it.
A Danish woman whose teenage son locked himself into her car and refused to get out borrowed a policeman's axe and smashed open a window to make the boy change his mind, police said on Monday.
A spokesman for the police in Flensburg near the Danish border said the 15-year-old locked the doors after his mother left the car to go shopping and refused to come out.
"She called police asking for help," the spokesman said, but the youth still refused to budge when an officer arrived.
"So she borrowed his axe and smashed open a window. It was a rather unusual way to resolve the matter."
It was not clear what the boy wanted.
What he got was mom channeling Jack Nicholson.
As for what the little squirrel wanted... who cares? If there's any creature on the planet more inherently annoying than a fifteen-year old homo sapeins, I've yet to find it.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 08:04
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“When I was young, I thought teenage boys were the most awkward, miserable, antsy, bratty, skuzzy, snickering creatures on God’s green earth. Now at midlife, I see them quite differently. Watching them rampage on the street or at the shopping mall, I find them extraordinarily moving, for they represent the masculine principle struggling to free itself from woman’s cosmic dominance. “
-- Camille Paglia “Sex, Art, and American Culture”
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