Sheepdip

I glanced over this a couple days ago, but nothing witty came to mind, so I passed on it. The submitter, however, tells me "you have to be able to do something with this..."

So here it is. If I'm not funny, you have my permission to beat on Pete K.

Authorities seized a flock of sheep that had wandered away from a downtown home to graze on floral arrangements in the town cemetery.

Animal neglect charges were pending Tuesday against the animals' owner, David Watts, who kept about 80 of the animals in his crumbling house in this Raleigh suburb, police said.

"He lives upstairs and the sheep were living downstairs," police Sgt. Robert Towell said. "He considered them pets."

"Okay, dear... can you point to the place on the doll where the bad man touched you?"

"Baaaaaah!"


Hrm. Even I didn't think that was funny. Bad news, Pete...

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(Hat-tip to Pete K.)