Hexed

Astronomers have discovered this weird hex-shaped construct at the north pole of Saturn.

So what is it, you ask? Well, it's obvious: it's the Terra-Destroying Asteroid Factory, built by evil Saturnians to wipe out all life on Earth. (Actually, it was previously a Global Warming Resonator, but as that scheme started to fall apart, it was pressed into service molding dead hippies into Giant Space Rocks of Death.)