Apathy Curve: Gator Girth

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Gator Girth

Are those crocodiles in your pants, or...?

The woman's shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal in southern Gaza, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe...

"The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard," [observer] Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

Bah! Big deal. I can tie beer to my waist and hold it there forever, but I don't see anyone publicly admiring me for it. Where's the love?

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