Huffed and Puffed

Unoffended:

The Three Little Pigs have earned a reprieve after they were ditched from a children's show to avoid offending Muslims.

Organisers of the Kirklees Primary Music Festival changed the traditional tale to Three Little Puppies, reports the Telegraph. But local councillors have now stepped in to reverse the decision which they said was well-intentioned but wrong.

Gill Goodswen, one of the organisers of the festival, had said: "We have to be sensitive if we want to be multi-cultural. It was felt it would be more responsible not to use the three little pigs.

Thank you for your input, Gill. Now that everything is set right again, you'll be taken out back, handed two marbles (so you'll know what it feels like to have a set of balls), and then beaten to death with a pork chop.