Confess-O-Matic
Electronic forgiveness:
You're muscling in on the priests' racket, Borys. They've had that scam in the basket for many centuries and don't take kindly to intruders.
Never fear, though; you can simply fabricate your own religion from whole cloth. They did.
Borys Cezar, 37, set up the website which welcomed visitors with the words: "Welcome to the virtual confessional."
It continued: "Now write down your sins against Lord God. Do you regret your sins?" (yes/no) Do you intend to correct them? (yes/no); now click on next.
"We are connecting you with the Lord God, please wait... Your sins are being transferred, please wait... Congratulations, your sins have been forgiven."
Cezar is facing a heavy fine or jail for offending religious feelings and his website has been closed down.
You're muscling in on the priests' racket, Borys. They've had that scam in the basket for many centuries and don't take kindly to intruders.
Never fear, though; you can simply fabricate your own religion from whole cloth. They did.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:02
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