Bovine Beer

A Cornish farmer is feeding his cattle 40 pints of beer per day:

Farmer Darren Pluess says the cattle are not harmed by the diet. "They are completely happy and they do like drinking beer," he said.

I can't imagine why...

"Beer is basically, hops, water and barley which is consistent with their diet anyway. We have problems digesting it, but they are ruminants and it suits them better."

Huh. Speak for yourself, farmer-boy.

Mr Pluess's wife Katy said Saturday night could get a bit rowdy. "If they don't have enough and they run out, when we bring the beer in they get incredibly excited and run riot."

So pretty much like Saturday night at the local pub. You think cows get beer goggles?

"Hey, Fred... sheck out tha' hottie in the tight leather skirth..."

"She's a fat cow, Marty!"

"Yea! Ain't she, though?"