Apathy Curve: Polly Want an Audi?

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Polly Want an Audi?

How many parrots can fit into an Audi?

Kazakh border guards arrested a man trying to smuggle 500 parrots in his car from neighbouring Uzbekistan...

It was unclear how the parrots fitted into the Kazakh man's Audi. Trade in wild parrots is banned around the world, according to the U.N. Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora

Ah, yes; the UNCoITiESoWFaF. That probably translates as something vulgar in Kazakh-speak. Hell, it was made up by the United Nations; it translates as something vulgar in English.

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