Not Dead Yet
Remember the duck that survived being shot and then stuck in a freezer for two days? Well, she died on the operating table-- and then came back:
Dr. Hale went to like, you know, like, Valley Girl U. Like, totally radical.
During the operation her heart stopped prompting David Hale, a vet at a wildlife sanctury in Florida, to declare her officially dead.
He told staff: "We lost her. You know, the bird's dead and it's over. I'm sorry."
Mr Hale added: "Up comes the head and the wings start flapping and, honestly, what, 20 seconds later, I mean the bird was, like, up."
Dr. Hale went to like, you know, like, Valley Girl U. Like, totally radical.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:33
1 Comments:
What an idiotic waste of time and money. The only operation that duck should have had was a complete body wax followed by a gutectomy. The duck should have been cleaned before two days in a fridge. That operation would have saved all of the other fuss. Thereafter a nice marinade and a grilling. How much time and money was wasted for a poorly killed game bird??? Apparenly this hunter needs lessons from PETA to figure out how to kill an animal. http://www.PetaKillsAnimals.com
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