We're All Gonna Die (Again)
Global warming is going to stifle the oceans.
Then the whales will die. And the dolphins. And the seals. And the polar bears. And eventually the happy, fluffy bunnies will die, too--and then there'll be nothing left on the whole planet but evil, cackling Republicans, sitting around counting their money. Which filthy lucre they stole from peaceful, kind, innocent, big-eyed environmentalists who only want to save the world.
The end will come as the immortal George Bush--now shorn of his false identity and appearing in his true form as the Devil--shoots fire from his eyes to melt the last glacier and stuff the last delicate flower on Earth into his gaping, carrion-filled maw...
Stop global warming now, before this bleak future overtakes us.
Then the whales will die. And the dolphins. And the seals. And the polar bears. And eventually the happy, fluffy bunnies will die, too--and then there'll be nothing left on the whole planet but evil, cackling Republicans, sitting around counting their money. Which filthy lucre they stole from peaceful, kind, innocent, big-eyed environmentalists who only want to save the world.
The end will come as the immortal George Bush--now shorn of his false identity and appearing in his true form as the Devil--shoots fire from his eyes to melt the last glacier and stuff the last delicate flower on Earth into his gaping, carrion-filled maw...
Stop global warming now, before this bleak future overtakes us.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:24
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