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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Matchless

An American Airlines flight recently made an unscheduled landing in Nashville. The reason? Somebody lit a match.

Matches: the Go-To Weapon of Terrorist Hijackers. "Everybody back! Stay back or I'll... I'll... I'll let this match burn all the way down to my fi--OWW!"

Soon we'll ban passengers. The planes can still fly the routes, but having people on them is just too risky. And they might fart.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:23

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