Sharp as a Marble
Captain Obvious gets a promotion to Deputy Chief:
You have to know these kinds of things to make Deputy Chief.
Police are investigating a series of tire slashings at the Faust Landmark Hotel that took place sometime Monday night or Tuesday morning.
"It’s obvious it was someone with a sharp object," [Deputy Police Chief Greg] Lindmark said...
You have to know these kinds of things to make Deputy Chief.
1 Comments:
Consider how hard it would be to "Slash" tires with a non-sharp object.
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