Consulted to Death

Problem with consultant fees? Hire a financial consultant:

[South Carolina] highway commissioners, still examining the results of an audit that reported the agency wasted millions of dollars on consultants, decided Tuesday to seek the help of a financial consulting firm that may cost the agency $200 per hour or more.

I'd like to formally offer my services as a consultant to consultants. Here's one: sue the financial consultants before they can tell your client to dump all the consultants.

You're welcome. That'll be one meeeeel-yun dollars.