Muzzies Movin' In

So a bunch of muslims buy some land in Katy, decide they're going to build a mosque on it, and promptly tell the neighbor--whose family has lived there for generations, and after whom the road is named--that he should take a hike.

So he's decided that Friday night would be a delightful time to hold pig races.

Bravo!

And remember your Texas manners, sir! It's only neighborly to greet the new additions with a gift of food. Usually a casserole or cake is best, but in this case, I'd say a big ol' cooler full of tasty pulled pork sandwiches would be just the thing. Hm-hmmm good!

Finally, the particular group of muzzies in question call themselves the Katy Islamic Association.

That's K.I.A.

Only too happy to oblige. Be patient.

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(Hat-tip to Shark)