That's Doo-MAH

While I normally try not to make fun of a person's name, the idiot in this story is just begging for it:

When there’s a warrant out for your arrest, it’s probably not a good idea to call attention to yourself...

Andrew Dumas, Jr. had the music in his car cranked up so loud it attracted the attention of sheriff’s east district detective Jay Brett, the detective reported, and he made a traffic stop...

It turned out Dumas had an outstanding warrant revoking his supervised release, Brett reported. When he searched the car following Dumas’ arrest, he said he came up with two semi-automatic pistols, bullets and some cocaine.

Dumas was charged with carrying a concealed firearm, cocaine trafficking and cocaine distribution within a 1,000 feet of a school. He was also issued a warning for loud music.

Definitely a trip to StupidPrison™ in your future... Dumbass. Please face the camera and say "literary signification."

As long as I've descended to making fun of people's names, click here.

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(Hat-tip to Kenny Rodgers)