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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Momentary Matrimony

Ahh, young love:

A Massachusetts couple's marriage got off to a rocky start after the groom was arrested at the wedding reception. Witnesses said [the groom] had gotten into a fight after accusing one of the guests of groping the bride.

He was released on bond but arrested later that night for calling the bride to get a divorce, which violated a restraining order she took out on him after the first arrest.

From "I do" to "I've got a restraining order" in less than twelve hours. That may be a record; they should contact Guinness. (The record-keeping people, not the beer people... although the beer people may be able to help, as well.)

2 Comments:

Blogger The Mad Builder of Periwinkle said...

Damnit...I want to see the wedding pics. You just know this will have to be a very motley looking crew.

08:57  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Lordy. These two wasted a lot of people's time.

10:39  

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