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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster Sighting!


Look longingly upon the Magnificence of His Noodly Appendages.

I know that some of you may think to explain this Holy Manifestation of His Blessed Noodliness as a mere man-made phenomenon, arising from a C-5 Galaxy transport flying away from a self-generated smoke cloud. For the sake of your immortal souls, I strongly urge you to banish such heresy from your minds, lest His Monsterliness strike you down in His Righteous Anger and cast you into the Outer Pastalessness, forever removed from His Tasty favor.

Mere contemplation of such a horrible fate makes me gnash my teeth and tremble uncontrollably in abject fear of His Parmesanic Wrath.

Ramen.

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(Hat-tip to The Mad Builder of Periwinkle)

posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:15

1 Comments:

Blogger Banduar said...

Clearly, the C-5 Galaxy transport was directly touched by His Noodly Appendages and should be made into a holy shrine! Imagine how many drunken pirates, midgets and angelic strippers would fit in there!

15:38  

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