We're All Gonna...um..die...or something. Whatever.

Those responsible journalists at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution try to whip up a little froth of early summer worry by speculating about a possible flu vaccine shortage (again) this winter. Woe, pain and suffering. Everybody pa...

Oh, you know the routine. Just jump up and down, windmill your arms, and try to holler a little bit. If you can work up a bit of wild eye-rolling, that'd really help.

Thanks awfully; it really makes the journalists feel like they have a purpose in life. They're kinda like the tardhouse folks who bag your groceries--just a simple word of encouragement once in a while will go a long way towards making them feel like a useful part of society. It's important that we look out for the mentally challenged.