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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Hungry Kitty

Uncle Charles just missed this one:

The condition of the Claudy teenager who was mauled in the arm by a tiger at Dublin Zoo last week was yesterday described as "comfortable."

It is understood Ms. Brolly climbed a solid six foot timber fence and then a four foot wall into the tiger's enclosure. At the time of the attack, two of the rare big cats were resting in the enclosure and one lunged at her, grabbing her arm and tried to pull her through.

Better luck next time, Tony. Don't worry; you'll get another chance. We have an over-abundance of morons who think predatory animals are mobile stuffed toys. Just try to look cute and lay closer to the fence. They will come.

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