Cow Chase

A guy walking his dog stumbled onto a bovine commando unit--and nearly paid with his life:

"One of them started being a bit frisky and began jumping up and down and the others followed."

A cow "jumping up and down." I'd pay good coin to see that.

But something tells me Mr. Dogwalker ain't exactly on the up-and-up:

Mr Maye, who was unhurt, lost a ring, his glasses and £250 in cash in the mire.

Uh-huh. Suuure... "Lessee, I lost my glasses. Oh, and I had a ring on this finger. A gold ring. With, uh... big diamonds. And rubies and stuff. Oh, and there was about three...er, I mean four hundred and fifty bucks in cash in my pocket, too! Yeah, that's the ticket!"