The Power of Love

Oriental-Canadian style:

A "cowardly" Edmonton man who "scalped" his sleeping girlfriend while using a power drill to style her hair avoided being sent to the slammer yesterday.

And this cowardly man's name?

Shee Theng

Must.Resist.Urge.

"When one is sleeping, they shouldn't have to worry about being attacked with a power drill"

That's just weird. A few nights ago, I woke up in a cold sweat, terrified of an imminent power drill attack.

After returning from a bar, [Theng's girlfriend] Rose went to sleep and Theng went to smoke some cigarettes "that made him feel good."

Ah-HA! (I wasn't smokin' the wacky-backy before I dreamed about the power drill attack. Honest.)

He then attached either a Barbie doll brush or a pet brush to a power drill and used it to style Rose's hair because he had seen something similar on an infomercial.

0_o

Court also heard Theng knew it was a dangerous idea because he had earlier scalped himself the same way.

I think perhaps it's time for Mr. Theng to lay off the MJ.

And change his name.