Moving Target

Go play on the freeway:

A man under arrest kicked out the window of a Houston police car and escaped while the vehicle traveled at 55 mph -- all while he was handcuffed...

On the way to jail, the handcuffed prisoner was able to get his feet up and kick out the police car window, according to authorities, before he threw himself out of the car and into the left northbound lane of the Southwest Freeway. Officers said he then ran across five lanes of traffic and jumped off the freeway to the lanes below.

All the cattleguards on pickups in Houston, and nobody could manage to hit one handcuffed thug-monkey scrambling across a freeway? Pathetic.

I demand to see some revocations of membership in the Official Redneck Club & Society. (ORCS)

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(Hat-tip to Derek M.)