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Thursday, May 25, 2006

It's Alive!

We've finally realized the culmination of thousands of years of medical science:

Scientists Create Artificial Penis

Says Dr. Ira Sharlip:

"This is very exciting..."

::rimshot::

He'll be here all week, folks.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta ask.... where do they get "male rabbits with severely damaged penises"? Did some of them just wear it out? Some psycho female named Lorena Rabbit? :-)

08:50  

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