Offended Offenders Find Offense Offensive

Yet more offended people:

The chapter's president read a statement from the national Chi Omega sorority that said, "The chapter has apologized to those who were offended and has offered a broader apology to the Kent State community and to the national fraternity."

Kent State officials have placed the sorority on probation and are also requiring the students to attend sensitivity training.

It's like reading a Monty Python script: "Futhermore, we apologize to those who are offended by the apologies, and those who offered the apologies have been sacked. Additionally, all those who sacked the offended apologizers have apologized. (Apologies to those who were sacked)."

Damn... I think I just offended myself.