Microbrains In Microgravity

The level of idiocy contained within this article is threatening to achieve critical mass and collapse into a Black Hole of Stupid, sucking in the entire planet:

As Malaysia prepares to pick its first astronaut, the country's space agency is hunting for solutions to the problems it expects devout Muslims to face while in orbit, such as in which direction to pray.

Round square. Small giant. Blue orange. Muslim astronaut.

Some things are just natural non-sequiters.