Cold Beer!
A man can have no higher goal in his life than to improve the experience of consuming that greatest of all beverages, the nectar of the gods known as beer. For that reason, this will be remembered throughout history as a red-letter year, as modern science has now produced the greatest leap forward since nuclear fission.
Gentlemen, I give you the self-chilling beer.
I know; it's enough to make a guy shed tears of joy, ain't it? Perhaps it will help to improve this sorry statistic:
Weakling slackers. The Germans are laughing at us. Pick up the pace, damn you!
Gentlemen, I give you the self-chilling beer.
I know; it's enough to make a guy shed tears of joy, ain't it? Perhaps it will help to improve this sorry statistic:
The average American drinks 22 gallons of beer annually...
Weakling slackers. The Germans are laughing at us. Pick up the pace, damn you!
posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:36
4 Comments:
The only problem I can see is “Holds 10.5 ounces of Beer”. That’s a hefty price, but I will tough it out in hopes future generations will have it easier.
You see!!! What did I say about technology moving fast? Now all we need is for them to figure out how to remove the hangover. Without losing the wonderful intoxicating effects that is. Next up, the self-cooking barbecue to go with the beer. Let the brain storming start. I already pondered the incendiary suppository but it’s messy and gross in to many ways. Well, that and you have to drag around a complete cow, chicken or pig. Come on people this is important. We need ideas.
You must have missed the post on synthetic alcohol
Not sure how they figure that camping and fishing will drive initial sales. I don't know of any self-respecting fisherman or camper without at least one 120 qt Igloo. Hell, I even manage a 25 qt cooler on my motorcycle. If worse comes to worse, warm beer is better than no beer. I believe I'd prefer that to an overpriced/undersized self cooling beer. LOL
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