Stark Fist of Removal
The Most Ascended Master, Bob, is angry that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is stealing all his press of late. He therefore decided to test the Subgenius Faithful, by pitting one of his most Slack disciples against the monolithic might of the great Cathol (potrayed here by a judge) at the latest X-Day festivities. The spaceship is definitely nearing.
(If you don't get it, click here to grovel around in the mud for a tiny crumb of Slack. REPENT! Stop being pink! Remember, guaranteed salvation or triple your money back!)
P.S.- Don't forget to visit the factory outlet and buy some Sacred Goods. CONSUME!
P.P.S.- If you really, really don't get it, just click here and watch the pretty lights.
(If you don't get it, click here to grovel around in the mud for a tiny crumb of Slack. REPENT! Stop being pink! Remember, guaranteed salvation or triple your money back!)
P.S.- Don't forget to visit the factory outlet and buy some Sacred Goods. CONSUME!
P.P.S.- If you really, really don't get it, just click here and watch the pretty lights.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:36
1 Comments:
As a Pastafariann I’m undecided about the Subgenius cult. I will need to exam the nude and topless pictures of Rachel Bevilacqua (AKA Rev. Magdalen) in order to formulate any accurate opinion.
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