Ticket to Heaven
That crazy Turkmenbashi, he's at it again:
Let's see... 1) A desert country with few natural resources; 2) Full of Soviets-cum-Muslims; 3) Led by a complete loon.
Nope. Can't think of a single reason not to turn it into a glass parking lot. Sorry, Saparmurat; I really tried, but nothing comes to mind. Nothing personal you understand... Just cleaning the muck out of the shallow end of the pool.
One Peacemaker coming right up.
"Anyone who reads [my book] the Rukhnama three times will find spiritual wealth, will become more intelligent, will recognise the divine being and will go straight to heaven," [Turkmenistan President Saparmurat] Niyazov said Monday.
The Turkmen leader said he had "called on Allah" while working on the two-volume book to ensure that enthusiastic readers would be given quicker access to heaven.
Let's see... 1) A desert country with few natural resources; 2) Full of Soviets-cum-Muslims; 3) Led by a complete loon.
Nope. Can't think of a single reason not to turn it into a glass parking lot. Sorry, Saparmurat; I really tried, but nothing comes to mind. Nothing personal you understand... Just cleaning the muck out of the shallow end of the pool.
One Peacemaker coming right up.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:45
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