Beef Bomber

The Cow War is once again making headlines, as a commie-kazi cow attacks and burns two police cruisers. But there's even worse news:

Several cars hit some of the cows. One cow died. DPS troopers called for backup.

That's when one officer was nearly run down by a speeding truck, carrying two illegal immigrants inside.

The bastard bovines have recruited the Mexicans! Must be an escalation from our alliance with the aliens.